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be motade migan namaz bekhon,
mige : besme rahim ghoflo dad be ahad,
ahad dad be samad lam dad invar lam dad onvar
velam kon baba ahad kofresh daromad

pire zane dashte dore kabe tavaf mikarde
1 shishe viski too lebasesh peida mikonan
miporsan in chie ?
mige fekr karde man mitunam 7 bar
dore in kabe becharkham?
ino mikhoram kabe 7 bar dore man micharkhe.

be torke migan nokhost vazir be engelisi chi mishe,
mige:first and under

torke bachash badaz eyde fetr bedonya miad
esmeshoo mizare pasfetrat

ye jooje tighy tooye khiaboon ye kivi ro mibine mige:
pesaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam to belakhare az sarbazi bargashty?

Ahamdi nejad baziye Passoor roo Azad Kard....
albate be Sharte inke bibi Chador saresh kone

teste hoosh: shombule ye arab+shombule ye tork+
shombule ye rashti chi mishe? arme shabake 3

ghanoone 10 nioton : agar yek nafar 10 barabare
vazne khod niroo be jesmi vared kone, migooze.

a girl asked from a molla: can i sex with a man?
molla said: astaghforolla, girl said: with my bf?
molla said naoozobella , girl said: with u?
molla said: besmella

khatne be chand zabane doniya:, roosi: dodolof kotolof.
italiyayi:boridano doliti. hendi : doolahe kootahe.
arabi:alghatol dooli. almani: dolakh kotakh.

torke to mosabegh ghoran sherkat mikone migan
sore bni esrailo bekhon enseraf mide

be ghazvinieh migan az koja zan migiri ?
mige az barareh .migan chera?
mige chon shaba pishe baradar zanam mikhabam

jorj bosh mige :iran bayad hoghoghe basharo reayat kone!
ahmadi nejad mige:hhhaaaaaaaaaa ..... iiiiinn ke alan gofti .....
iee yani che????

hazrate adam miad khone be hava mige :
hava man asheghetam .
hava mige akhe olagh mage chareie dige am dari ?

yaroo 1000 tomani mindaaze sadaghe >>>
2 metr bad tasadof mikone . oon donya mige :
man ke 1000 toman sadaghe daadam chera mordam ???
ezraeil mige haaaaa poolet gooshe nadaashte bid jeeeegar

Torke mikhaste Atashneshan beshe.
Dar emtehan azash miporsan
age Jangal atish begire "aab" ham oontarafa nabashe che kar mikoni?
Torke Mige: " Tayamom mikonam

be torke migan shenidi mamlekat khar to khare mige
are baba man khodam 3bar raftam sarbazi hichkas nafahmide

Ye roz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan
azash miporsan : shoma torkin?...
torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?....

ghazvinie zanesho bime badane mikone rashtie bime shakhse sales

Torke Zang mizane khone doostesh mige:
Ghazanfar Man Lahji daram ... Mige are!
Mige : Pas Gat mikoonam dobare migiram

be torke migan @ro bekhoon mige ey doret begardam

Torke mire macdonald mige: I want a sandwich.
yaro mige : to go? Torke mige :Na pedarsag to noon

be torke migan vase tablighe khamirdandoone POUNEH
tabligh besaz mige khamir dandoone pouneh
cheshmo nemisoozoone

torke mire khastegari.
babaye dokhtare azash miporse in goli ke too jibete aziatet nemikone?
torke mige gole ke na amma in goldoono ke too shalvarame yekam aziat mikone

be torke migan vaghti hazrate younes raft to dahane nahang chi shud ...
mige ye sazemani tashkil shud be name younes koo